Wednesday, May 30, 2012

EEEEEW!

Haro!

Guess what?

I. Drank. Tonic Water. It was GROSS!
I thought Tonic Water was sparkling water. But it's not, as I now know.
NEVER TRY IT.

OK, this was short, but I'll post more later.

So. Anyways.

Elektra Out.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Really Scary Stuff, and... How's it Goin'?

Hey Guys!


Nuthin' much goin' on round these parts. I got this AWESOME new skirt, which is made completely out of ties! And it came with suspenders, so... I'm good.


I am currently writing this amidst a crowd of 2nd Graders pretending to beat up a bunch of 6th graders and put them in straitjackets, and they're currently succeeding. Sometimes...


Our school year is wrapping up, and everything is going SO FAST!! I'm sorry I haven't been posting, but I just went to Washington DC for a class trip! It was so fun, and now I'm inspired!


Now here's a poem. It's for a special someone, (ahem, ahem, Ethan.) No, it's not what you think.


P.S., it's a haiku.


Dear Ethan


Thank you for that comic.
The one that really scared me.
I hate you for that.

It was so terrifying.
That crazy-ass woman
Running at you and screaming.

We all screamed, too.
And jumped away from computer.
I'm out to get you now.

And that's it. Pardon my french. And Ethan, heed my warning. I am.

If you want to see that scary woman, click here: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31 .

So, anyways.

Elektra Out.