New Orleans (The Formatting Is Probably Horrible. I Hate Blogging on iPads.)

Hey Y'all!


That's how they say things down in the south, which is where I am. But I digress, and y'all are probably confused.


Let me explain.


I am on a road trip (ugh,) along the Mississippi river. I have not been posting, and I am sorry. But, I was just in New Orleans! It was so fun! I did not get any hats or masks, but I did visit the MOST AWESOME HAT SHOP EVER. Since hats are kinda my passion, this was an AMAZING visit. Next time you're in NOLA, check this out. It's at 523 Royale Ave.


We also checked into an airport hotel for the first night. Since my mom stays in Marriots a lot, we got upgraded to a suite automatically. The attendant didn't ask how many beds we needed, so we just got one. Well that was OK, because we got a *SOFA BED!*


Actually, it was hard to open the bed, but when we did we ran away screaming from the room and cussing.


I am laughing at this point because it would have been so funny to watch. Reality TV, maybe?


There was poop in the bed. Ha ha.


The only way it would have been funnier is if there was a raccoon in the bed, as well. He would have been like "What the hell'a *you* doing in here?!


Yawn. I'm tired. I'm in Vicksburg, and am going to Clarksdale tomorrow, so if any of you are there, tell me!


So, Anyways...


Elektra Out.

Stupid Lyrics... Seriously Though, I'm Sick of This.

Hello.


First off, my title probably looks weird. I Have an Excessive Compulsive Habit for Capitalizing. In case you didn't know. :)


I can't believe I did that. :)?


*cringe.*


But, as you may also notice from the title, this is a joke post. So here we go.


This is a compilation of the All Time Stupidest Modern Lyrics I Have Ever Heard! It's a very esteemed reward.


Pitbull, Give Me Everything
Me now working hard?
Yea, right, picture that with a Kodak
And better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

*Facepalm.* I don't even know... I-I-... Whatever.

Pitbull, Give Me Everything

Took my life from negative to positive

Just want y'all to know that.

That's great for you Pitbull, you millionaire, you... I'm just kidding. I don't care! It's from the same song as before, but this one just deserves its own medal for stupidity.

Maroon 5, Payphone

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed.

Seriously? Cause that would suck. Besides being just plain weird, this isn't even poetic! (I'm pretending to be Simon, if you can't tell.) I don't care about your weird disabilities. (And yes, you M5 lovers, I dare to hate on Payphone.)

Maroon 5, Payphone

If fairytales did exist,

I would still be holding you like this.

(--Twice.) Wait. Hol'up, hol'up, hol'up. You are hugging her?! I thought this whole song was about being away from her, not hugging her. I am done with you.

Nicki Minaj, Starships

Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop

I own that.

I ain't paying my rent this month

I owe that.

Should stop writing (this song) cuz we're so high... What is a hoopty hoopty hoop? If it's what I think it is, (a hula hoop,) then you don't jump in hula hoops. You just don't. And of course you owe your rent. Looking for rhymes, much? (I write songs, so...) Just embrace the stupidity of this.

Nicki Minaj, Starships

Dance our lives, there's no end in sight

Twinkle twinkle little star.

(Slowly backs away...)

Dev, In the Dark

It's the cataracts.

IT'S THE CATARACTS. It's the cataracts???!! WHAT???!!!

Flo Rida, Wild Ones

Music I might lose it.

Blast to the roof cuz that's how we do'z it.

Besides being gramatically iffy, this is in a song. Think about that.

Cookie Monsta, Me Want Cookie

Dun dun dun dun dun COOKIE! Wub wub wub wub wub shashink sshr sshr sshr sshr sshr COOKIE!

So. Deep. That's dubstep for ya.

And that's all! Hate messages may now cease! (For now.)

And I got a GREEN IPOD NANO (which was my inspiration for this post.)

So, anyways.

Elektra Out.