Stupid Lyrics... Seriously Though, I'm Sick of This.

Hello.


First off, my title probably looks weird. I Have an Excessive Compulsive Habit for Capitalizing. In case you didn't know. :)


I can't believe I did that. :)?


*cringe.*


But, as you may also notice from the title, this is a joke post. So here we go.


This is a compilation of the All Time Stupidest Modern Lyrics I Have Ever Heard! It's a very esteemed reward.


Pitbull, Give Me Everything
Me now working hard?
Yea, right, picture that with a Kodak
And better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

*Facepalm.* I don't even know... I-I-... Whatever.

Pitbull, Give Me Everything

Took my life from negative to positive

Just want y'all to know that.

That's great for you Pitbull, you millionaire, you... I'm just kidding. I don't care! It's from the same song as before, but this one just deserves its own medal for stupidity.

Maroon 5, Payphone

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed.

Seriously? Cause that would suck. Besides being just plain weird, this isn't even poetic! (I'm pretending to be Simon, if you can't tell.) I don't care about your weird disabilities. (And yes, you M5 lovers, I dare to hate on Payphone.)

Maroon 5, Payphone

If fairytales did exist,

I would still be holding you like this.

(--Twice.) Wait. Hol'up, hol'up, hol'up. You are hugging her?! I thought this whole song was about being away from her, not hugging her. I am done with you.

Nicki Minaj, Starships

Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop

I own that.

I ain't paying my rent this month

I owe that.

Should stop writing (this song) cuz we're so high... What is a hoopty hoopty hoop? If it's what I think it is, (a hula hoop,) then you don't jump in hula hoops. You just don't. And of course you owe your rent. Looking for rhymes, much? (I write songs, so...) Just embrace the stupidity of this.

Nicki Minaj, Starships

Dance our lives, there's no end in sight

Twinkle twinkle little star.

(Slowly backs away...)

Dev, In the Dark

It's the cataracts.

IT'S THE CATARACTS. It's the cataracts???!! WHAT???!!!

Flo Rida, Wild Ones

Music I might lose it.

Blast to the roof cuz that's how we do'z it.

Besides being gramatically iffy, this is in a song. Think about that.

Cookie Monsta, Me Want Cookie

Dun dun dun dun dun COOKIE! Wub wub wub wub wub shashink sshr sshr sshr sshr sshr COOKIE!

So. Deep. That's dubstep for ya.

And that's all! Hate messages may now cease! (For now.)

And I got a GREEN IPOD NANO (which was my inspiration for this post.)

So, anyways.

Elektra Out.